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 | A great biography
about what is simply a Republican wet dream come to life...sigh...
andrewsullivan.com
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| An Evil Empire crumbled before
this manly man and left only
one superpower standing tall. D'Souza artfully demonstrates Ronald
Reagan is America itself
at least the
America that is the real America, not that other America. But most importantly, Ronald Reagan
exemplifies everything
not Clinton....
Peggy Noonan, Former White
House Speechwriter
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Such a beautiful tribute
to the only man handsomer than George W.
Katherine Harris (R.-Fla.)
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Great Buy !
Hardcover only
1,980 pages of pure adoration (May 2003), Bonzo Press
Resolute, Wyoming
Audio Cassette you can play over and over and over and over and over as
you drive along the Pacific coast into the sunset or during any Morning in
America.
Immensely Popular in: The American heartland; Orange County; West
Wing; Undisclosed Location; red states; Flyover Country; Shining City on the Hill
Other Xmas Stocking Stuffers
Stupid Caucasian Males by Michael Moore
The perfect Christmas screed for your favorite
redistributionist.
Michael Moore is as pee-o'd, and as funny, as Bill OReilly.
And despite the fact he was born a detestable white Caucasian male, the writer/filmmaker and would-be humorist
is as comfortable
humiliating a very white man with Alzheimer's disease in his movie interview with Charlton
Heston as he is graceful in humbly accepting academy awards. This
self-proclaimed white male champion of economically oppressed nonwhite, non-stupid males-of-color
and all females-of-all-colors is literally larger than life, or just about
anything else around him.
What the Reviewers Are Saying
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Moore is a man of abundant substance who never lets facts stand in the
way of his cause. And how can we fault him when he tears down right-wing
icons and tells us reasonable, thoughtful liberals exactly what we need to hear,
though dare not say in exactly those terms ourselves if we are to remain reasonable.
Paul Krugman, New York Times
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| It may astonish some that I don't completely disagree
with Moore he is a pompous man who understands that self-righteousness
is not a vice when you are right but after that we part company.
I was not personally attacked in this fusillade, despite the fact I suffer
to a great magnitude the affliction of being a white man; it is, I assume, because I am also
a smart a very smart white man who knows when to use a semicolon to break up long,
polysyllabic-word laden sentences. And it is true that conservatives
should pay attention: this diatribe is indeed emblematic of the emergent
puissance of the liberal establishment. Nevertheless, I do take umbrage at the assertions made in his
disaffirmance of economic verity. True, even I have infrequently
entertained a sense of intellectual inadequacy, fearing I lack the
requisite comprehension and contextual knowledge of the off- and nonwhite
multitudes that he champions; fortunately, the feeling quickly retreats and I resume the
business of my gloriously affluent life. I suppose all the wretched
"oppressed" can rest easy, assured that though Moore is
literally filthy rich and Caucasian, he has taken on the admittedly
displeasing burden of speaking for them.
Oh, and yes, the man is a fat, sloppy idiot, disingenuous left-wing
ideologue and, even worse, a shameless
moral relativist too.
William Buckley, National Review |
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with the Requisite Guilt.
Watch Your Ass Buddy
by Bill O'Reilly
Put a smile on the face of your favorite angry guy
with a diatribe he can't resist.
Bill OReilly is mad as hell Ooooh, and were so
scared. You dont usually expect a conservative from Fox Network to be
angry, or disgusted, or impatient with those who disagree with him
but
watch out! The perfect gift for your favorite GOP's stocking.
Packed with high-powered cantankerous blather.
What the Reviewers Are Saying
| O'Reilly foams at the mouth with moral
righteousness, but he has some surprises all those who think of conservatives
as humor-challenged this is really
laughable stuff, self-lubricated with just plain lovable
crankiness.
Paul Gigot, Wall
Street Journal |
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The Secularist Menace
Lies, Slander, and the Fat, Idiotic Lying Liars and their
Moronic Mothers Who Spew Them
by Al Franken
Brighten
your ever-shrinking liberals Christmas morning with Al Franken's satirical,
hold-no-punches, left hook
If
you find the liberal in your living room cowering under the couch every time
you tune into Fox News these days, Lies
. is the perfect antidote for almost three years of
aggressive Republican rule. They will be
delighted as Al
Franken shows he's one liberal who isnt scared to go nuclear Sensitive,
confused, message-challenged Democrats can laugh again, albeit nervously, as they feel empowered when this
serial satirist goes into attack-mode. Discarding all the crafty subtlety of his
earlier work, Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot, Franken, like a junkyard dog, grabs every right-wing shill by their
puffy ankles and just won't let go, artfully creating the satisfying illusion that Democrats
have grown spines and are roaring back into political dominance.
What the Reviewers Are Saying
| Finally!
Now we sound like them. And it feels sorta good to be
powerful...though we must remember to be careful with our new empowerment.
I mean, we shouldn't be real harsh, after all, even Republicans have
children, families and dogs; and they live and breathe just like us.
Keeping that caveat in mind, have a ball, all you fellow liberals.
Scott Simon, NPR
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It's real pretty to see these Republican boys finally getting
kicked in the nuts.
James Carville,
Commentator
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Oh get real James; this liberal shill is not funny,
he's a
lousy writer and is really a jerk.
Mary Matlin, Commentator |
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Shut Up and Sing You
Insipid, Elitist, Liberal Hollywood Actor Types by
Laura Ingraham
Meet the elites. Laura Ingraham explains why liberals are
elitists and, by implication, rich conservatives are just plain folk.
Laura Ingrahams Shut up and Sing
serves notice to the bicoastal urban liberal media/entertainment, Francophile,
botox-uped elite:
When it comes to real
God-fearing, flag-waving, George W. Bush-loving, patriotic, SUV-driving, gun-owning and
intellectually simple Americans, it is
the wealthy conservatives who control the
whole federal government and every corporation, who golf at Pebble Beach, fly in private jets to
party in Bridgehampton, hunt in big game in Africa and summer at Bar Harbor that really
understand and care about them.
What the Reviewers Are Saying
| Ingraham's got something here. Have you ever seen
Susan Sarandon or Tim Robbins eat pork rinds like President Bush
does? Case closed.
Lou Dobbs, CNN Moneyline
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Is an Option by Ann Coulter
Ann Coulter's book is pure joy
if you are on the side of
the right and the good.
For those hyper-patriotic conservatives who think the
term "loyal opposition" is an oxymoron, Coulter sees a
happy new year in the offing the year George W. Bush and his
fellow Republicans will be reelected
in a landslide after the Godless,
treasonous, multilateralist, terrorist-loving, liberal scum Democratic
crustaceans who dare to call themselves Americans nominate another
flaming socialist, homosexual-coddling, gun-hating moral-relativist capitulator to run for president. "How
could anyone with any self-respect be a liberal?" she asks with extreme
conviction and in a very sharp tone, adding, "You can never be too skinny, or too far to the
right."
What the Reviewers Are Saying
| Though Coulter can be a tad over the edge at times,
not to mention one of those scary GOP dragon ladies, unlike Al Franken she lays low the truth
as she shreds liberal shibboleths and obliterates the "coalition of
the spineless"those ever-equivocating, anticorporate, unpatriotic,
subversive elements in our political culture known by various labels:
Democrats, liberals, progressives, those who disagree, etc. And, I may
add, her moral clarity is somewhat infectious.
Bill Kristol
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| All I can say is that when I
picture Ann in leather, holding a whip and dominating some girly-man
liberal or Maureen Dowd, well it really makes my holiday...
Arnold
Schwarzenegger, Governor of California
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| Sometimes I am accused of being too circumspect in
my own observations of the other side. Not so with Ann Coulter, who sprays
ideas and observations like truth bullets from her ideological hammer-gun
in a clarion shriek, tuned deliciously to the ears of every real
conservative, This is a must-read
for every red, white and blue blooded American.
Mary Matlin, Commentator |
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Plus,
with every order you get this provocative expose for free!
The
Kringle Khronicles by Ebineezer Grinchmann
You'll
wonder if you should lock down your chimney after you read this holiday
thriller.
The
ultimate conspiracy. Originally published in 1992, the mystery continues to swirl around our
children's holiday hero. The author presents scintillating evidence of a darker side to the
"Jolly Old Elf." Why was
Santa never seen at the same time as Karl Marx?
And why did a generation of kids raised with TV Santas grow up to chant
"Ho Ho Ho Chi Minh..." during anti-war demonstrations?
Grinchmann posits the big toy boy is an alias for the notorious double
agent, arms merchant, religious cultist and international playboy, code named
"Rudolph the Red" who is wanted by the CIA, Mi-5, and Interpol.
Gaining access to files in Moscow, Washington, and Santaland, Ohio, the
author pulls together evidence to reveal a startling pattern of international
espionage, terrorism and manipulation. And
there's plenty to work with! Is
this lothario's insatiable hunger for unabated sex an explanation of many
modern mysteries? Was Amelia Erhart killed in a plane crash during her
ill-fated effort to cross the Pacific, or was she really abducted in mid-air
to become Kringle's unwilling love slave? In
1961, Marilyn Monroe took several clandestine "ski trips" up north
to rendezvous with a mysterious figure known only as "Mr. S" for hot tub
and cookie tete-a-tetes. Shortly before
her "overdose" she publicly described an "... irresistible
teddy bear who only wore black leather boots and belt while he made me pet his
reindeer." There's more. Is the Salvation Army actually a radical neo-Maoist terror cult? Is
"Toys-R-Us" a front for a worldwide overpriced toy cartel that he
ruthlessly commands from his Arctic Lair? Are
the toys built in polar elf-ploitation camps? And
then there's his systematic purchase of huge amounts of roofing and cookie
company stocks. Did he moonlight during
the 1970s as a bloated, middle-aged Las Vegas performer with too much hair who
claimed to have been a teenage heartthrob from Memphis in the mid 1950s?
Could this gyrating rhythm and blues singer be the same person who is a hero to the world's children?
You won't believe where he hasn't been after you read this spine-chilling evidence. Before you let you
child sit on Kringle's lap, weigh the startling facts presented in this
no-holes-bared expose' of the world's most popular kiddie hero. Added for 2003: Obligatory
JFK/Paris Hilton connections!
What the Reviewers Are Saying
| As charming a Christmas
conspiracy as the Grinch's. This is not the socialist, redistributionist
Santa we have forced down our throats every holiday
season.
Newt
Gingrinch, Former House Minority Whip
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| Finally an expose showing
Americans that before they let this symbol of Western, white Christian,
patriarchal power down their chimneys, they had better realize that Santa
is the front organization for the oligarchy that controls the
international economic system. And also that he is part of the
military-corporate cabal that controls this country and has set our
imperialist foreign policy on an even more aggressive course, most
recently elucidated in our invasion and colonization of Afghanistan and
Iraq, and eventually all the oil-producing regions of the Middle East and
South Asia.
Gnome Chomsky, Linguist and
Professional Political Paranoid, MIT
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