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Wal-Mart Bans American Terrorist

A Heisenberg's Fun House Exclusive

April 30, 2001

HFH editors were somewhat surprised at the news of Wal-Mart's decision to refuse to carry the recently released work of investigative journalism, American Terrorist -- a profile of condemned Oklahoma City bomber Timothy McVeigh, based on a series of interviews with McVeigh by Buffalo News reporters Dan Herbeck and Lou Michel. After its own exhaustive research, HFH uncovered the following confidential internal memo which provides a rare glimpse into the corporate decision-making process that led to their controversial ban.

 

4/1/01

TO: All Wal-Mart Merchandise Acquisition Units
FROM: Office of Sr. Vice Pres., Inventory Control
RE: Hardcover Publication: “American Terrorist”

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The publication of “American Terrorist” concerning the Oklahoma City terror bomber, Timothy McVeigh presented our management with a most painful dilemma about whether our stores should carry this controversial publication.

Before arriving at a decision, management recently ordered a thorough and coordinated research and review by retail sales, marketing, public relations and legal departments. They took into account everything from customer focus group results, sales demographics data and shelf space availability to public relations ramifications.

Upon careful assessment of study results, management has determined Wal-Mart retail units will not stock this publication since it does not fit into the positive consumer culture we endeavor to create in Wal-Mart stores.

We are confident our decision was the only one possible in light of both our business mission and our pledge to our associates and customers -- to be the super-biggest, super-cheapest and super-family-value-packed store that keeps prices low by dominating, displacing and undercutting all non-Wal-Mart retail entities in a 15-mile radius of each of our units -- and always with a smile.

Outlined below are the major points that have led to our decision:

 

SALES & MARKETING:

-Not enough shelf space -- needed more room for our section devoted to quantum mechanics.

-Not enough room on the book cover for Wal-Mart's famous "low prices Happy Face"

-Book publisher refused to allow tie-in merchandising -- no McVeigh action figures, inflatable chairs or breakfast cereals


CUSTOMER PREFERENCE RESEARCH & FOCUS GROUP RESULTS

-No Wal-Mart customer has ever purchased a hard cover book and floor management has expressed concern that the cashiers may become confused

-Customer buying patterns have demonstrated time and again that they want their investigative journalism to be positive, family oriented, happy and life affirming. 

-Customers complained about too many big words and that it did not contain enough cartoons

 


INVENTORY & SHELF PLACEMENT:

-Overweight associates complained that the books are taking up valuable room that should be given to new spring lines of XXXXXLplus-sized Big Folks
Ô clothing section and display racks for Twinkies.

 


LEGAL DEPARTMENT:

-Store's censorship of books containing journalistic violence is perfectly consistent with previous Wal-Mart bans on sexually explicit journalism in publications like “National Geographic.”

-Chunky women shoppers in plum-colored stretch pants may trip over display and sue the store


EMPLOYEE SURVEY RESULTS:

-Our associates who Jell-o wrestle were offended by brief mention of McVeigh's sister’s Jell-o-wrestling career – felt there should have been at least two full chapters, with pictures.


OTHER CONSIDERATIONS:

-It would be the only product in the store that is actually made in America

 

cc: S. R. Walton

 

 

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