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Uncertainty Park Books
Extreme Theology Series
So
Sez
Jabez
by Rev. Melvin C. Peevile
$29.99
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Book Description
Rev.
Melvin C. Peevile, developer of the "Drive-thru Bible," shows you how
to tap God's abundant and excessive power to quadruple your sanctifying grace dividends
simply by following the prayer of Jabez:
"Oh, that You would bless me
indeed, and enlarge my territory, that Your hand would
be with me, and that You
would keep me from evil, that I may not cause pain.”
Thanks to a humble Bible
denizen named Jabez, the "Jesus conglomerate's" stranglehold on wisdom and
morality finally has competition. Mr. Peevile let's average Americans in on
the until-now well-kept secret of success shared by real players. Now we have a choice on where
we get
age-old wisdom, guidance and – most importantly -- theological vindication for our
modern, in-your-face lifestyles.
One of the Bible's forgotten powerbrokers,
Jabez's spiritual teachings have inspired everyone
from popes to presidents, In simplistic terms laypeople can
understand, Rev. Peevile guides the reader on this extraordinary journey of
fiscal inspiration and spiritual reconsideration.
Book Sampler --
Read The First Chapter So
Sez Jabez
Chapter One
Though no
one dare say it, the word of Christ, charming as it is, severely limits real players in today’s freewheeling, information-driven society. In
the spirit of the free market, this book attempts to break the so-called Savior of
Mankind's monopoly on truth.
Let’s face it, most savvy Americans
eventually ask themselves how religion fits into their fast-paced lives.
Entering the 21st century, we have little time or patience for
cryptic "wisdom" lifted from crumbling parchment that was dictated
to illiterate disciples by half-starved, megalomaniacal prophets who
mumbled convoluted riddles in now-dead languages.... (continued)
What the Reviewers Are Saying
 | Somebody finally said it -- Jesus was a
subversive, sniveling liberal. Written in the simple, plain-talk style of Internet pundits,
So
Sez Jabez is a gulp of fresh air in a sea of pompous and obtuse lefty Bible
babble.
— andrewsullivan.com
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| …So what’s all this counterproductive
talk about sharing and caring that we’ve had to put up with for the last
2,000 years? “Not so,” sez Jabez.
It’s high time to aggrandize, and Jabez gives religion the
business. Go get ‘em!
— Lou Dobbs, CNN Moneyline
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| Terrific...the dot-com bubble would never have burst
if they all had been Jabez.com.
— Al Gore, former U.S. vice pres. and discoverer of the Internet
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| Finally! -- A spiritual-finance guide we can
actually use…
— Orange County Register
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| Off the record, it was Jabez, not Jesus,
who was the
reason I had the cajones to ascend to the pinnacle of absolute power and infallibility in
the Roman Catholic church…and something tells me I'll be needing
his ethical guidance more than ever.
— Il Papa, Vatican City
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| Spiffy.
— FARK.com
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| With So Sez Jabez, Rev. Peevile
permanently marks his territory in the history of extreme theology...
— Right Wing News
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| It’s about time! We
fuzzy-minded, hand-wringing denizens of Uncertainty Park finally have
something we can be sure about. After reading So Sez Jabez, we are now quite positive that “A” certainly
equals “A.” Why was that
so hard for us to understand before?
The important thing is that now we do
understand. Now the big bucks
can start rolling in…
— Editorial staff, Heisenberg’s
Fun House
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| Such strong words of
action invite much contemplation.
— the Dalai Lama
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| Jabez
guided me in all my decisions that brought me to the top. I'm
convinced his prayer will continue to be a source of inspiration and
strength as I return to the bottom a much richer, but wiser man...
— Ken Lay, former CEO |
Try to find the bad reviews...
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-- Keeping Spirituality In Perspective
by Preston Albondigas.
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If you liked So Sez Jabez, we think
you'll also like:
Why Weight?
— Jabez on the Glory of Girth
by Dr. Porcine Pride
Sick
of all those self-righteous books on weight loss?
Jabez "enlarged his territory." Why shouldn’t you?
Say goodbye to the guilt that spoils the simple joy that a jelly
doughnut can bring and say hello to that second rack of baby-back ribs.
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