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HFH Special Report

Five Obscure Protest Groups  

Marching to the beat of a dissonant drum

April 2002

HFH Special Report takes an exclusive look at five little-known activist groups. Ignored by the mainstream press, these activist organizations nonetheless have had a major impact on global social consciousness. 

World Trade Organization (WTO) meetings have become known more for attracting a wide array of protestors with their cafeteria of causes, rather than for their official business. But some smaller activist groups, known for their unique alternative forms of protest, have largely been overlooked by the media. Below are five small, but dedicated organizations that have given a global voice to those causes that otherwise would have none.

Artwork by Ken Silber

 

People Against Buildings (PAB)

Seeing buildings as “debilitating cages of the human spirit,” PAB works to reverse society’s age-old dependence on artificial structures. A series of sit-outs is planned for this winter.

 

The Anti-Gravity Project (AGP)

Opposed to gravity, which coerces people and objects to move in the oppressive direction known as “down.”   Calling gravity's universality a “Eurocentric myth,” the AGP claims “gravitational discrimination” disproportionately affects the poor.   Sponsor of the Annual Potsdam Helium Festival and WTO  Anti-Newton rallies.

 

Clean Caves Now & Forever Action Network

Acts to undo environmental damage caused by "Paleolithic vandals" who defiled cavern walls with predatory hunting scenes and phallocentric imagery. Clean Caves' “scrub-squads” have recently clashed with counter-demonstrators from the Cro-Magnon Defense League.

 

Coalition Against Large Fish

Opposes the victimization of small fish and plankton by larger marine predators that often have no regard for the stress they put on their prey.

 

The Alliance Against Happiness

The Alliance seeks a ban on happiness, assuming it must be based on exploitation of nature and impoverished people.  Rather, it promotes lifestyles based on joylessness and dissatisfaction.

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