Dear My Fellow Texans Amercans,                                               It gives me the greatest of pleasurables to announciate to you, the taxpaying Amercans that make Amerca the greatest country in the USA Free World, that you’ll be getting in the U.S. male mail and in Amercan currency, tax rebait checks amounting up to $30 $3000 a person and $60 for you married peoples   [GET THAT BRAINY NUMBERS GUY TO CRUNCH UP THESE RIGHT].
    And this is just the start.  Over the next 10 years, or over a decade -- which ever comes first, [SOMEBODY CHECK THIS FACTUATION??] you’ll be paying less and less and less, the more and more and more you make.
    And this is terrifyic good, no it’s great news for hard working peoples that work hard from Main to New Hampshire and all those other great places inbetween and under neath [GET THIS MAP STUFF SORTED OUT].
   And as we  blow away  wipe out  negatate the death tax and demolishate the capital gains tax [REWORKATE THIS PLEASE], then equity equality will be reached because then the Amercan dream will become alive an all cuz no body should be denied his money just because he was birthicated from a rich woom, with a rich spoon  [FILL IN THE REST OF THE USUAL STUFFINGS AND ALL THOSE OTHER WORDINGS THAT MAKE IT SOUND PRETTY TO EVERYBODY, WHATEVER THEY ARE.]
   Thank you and Don’t mess with Texas God bliss Amerca and the USA,
W
The Pres. of the United States in Amerca