HFH's
"It's Finally February!" First-Anniversary Special
HFH Emerging: To celebrate this momentous event, Heisenberg's
Fun House has dug up its very first article from its very first
edition on Groundhog Day 2001.
It
was cold and sunny on Feb. 2, 2001 when HFH Issue One flickered
to life on the Web. At
about the same moment in Pennsylvania,
Punxsutawney Phil dutifully popped blurry-eyed out of
his hole to announce six
more weeks of winter.

But
February is far more than Groundhog Day. It's Presidents' Day and Father-of-North-Korea
Kim Il Sung's birthday month too. So catch your breath as
we prepare to joyride through
the 28
most fantastical days of the year. Yes, any February -- even in non-leap years
-- can stir
our souls, but all pale next to this year's once-in-a gopher's-lifetime events.
Not only
does the arrival of the month trumpet the first anniversary of HFH,
but it beckons the
excess so richly deserved for celebrations of human triumph that are the Winter Olympics,
the
Super
Bowl, and those wonderful Presidents Day white sales. To
celebrate the glory that is
February then, HFH's editors
have assembled this special section that salutes both this wondrous
parcel of time and,
by loose association, our own sense of self-importance.
We
hope you will enjoy revisiting our original edition's headline piece, "Ten FunWays to
Celebrate Groundhog Day," as well as a Time
Line
of HFH's fascinating, albeit
brief history.
The section also includes complete
Groundhog Day television special program listings and an
exclusive sneak peek
at
halftime show proposals for upcoming Super Bowls.
HFH
February Specials: