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HFH's "It's Finally February!" First-Anniversary Special

HFH Emerging: To celebrate this momentous event, Heisenberg's Fun House has dug up its very first article from its very first edition on Groundhog Day 2001.

It was cold and sunny on Feb. 2, 2001 when HFH Issue One flickered to life on  the Web. At
about the same moment in Pennsylvania, Punxsutawney Phil dutifully popped blurry-eyed out of
his hole to announce six more weeks of winter.  

But February is far more than Groundhog Day. It's Presidents' Day  and Father-of-North-Korea
Kim Il Sung's birthday month too. So catch your breath as we prepare to joyride through the 28
most fantastical days of the year. Yes, any February -- even in non-leap years -- can stir
our souls, but all pale next to this year's once-in-a gopher's-lifetime events.

Not only does the arrival of the month trumpet the first anniversary of HFH, but it beckons the
excess so richly deserved for celebrations of human triumph that are the Winter Olympics,
the
Super Bowl, and those wonderful Presidents Day white sales. To celebrate the glory that is
February then, HFH's editors have assembled this special section that salutes both this wondrous
parcel of time and, by loose association, our own sense of self-importance.

We hope you will enjoy revisiting our original edition's headline piece, "Ten FunWays to
Celebrate Groundhog Day," as well as a
Time Line of HFH's fascinating, albeit brief history.
The section also includes complete Groundhog Day television special program listings and an
exclusive sneak peek at halftime show proposals for upcoming Super Bowls.

HFH February Specials:

 

  Ten Fun Ways to Celebrate Groundhog Day -- Unearthed from HFH
      Volume 1, Number 1 -- Feb. 2, 2001

Plus: 

  Proposed Super Bowl Halftime Shows

 

  A Complete Groundhog Day 2002 TV Special Programming Schedule:

 

 Primetime Television for February 2, 2002 (Eastern Standard Time)

8 P.M. 8:30 P.M. 9 P.M. 9:30 P.M. 10 P.M. 10:30 P.M.
CBS   60 Minutes II
Focus on role of covert CIA moles in the War Against Terrorism.

All-Star Groundhog Day Salute to Punxsutawney Phil
Muhammad Ali, Britney Spears, Will Smith, Jewel, Tony Bennett, Mariah Carey, Jim Carey, Drew Carey, Bill Murray, Cher, Al Roker, Billy Crystal, Emmitt Otter, Minnie Mouse, Dana Carvey, Richard Gere, Chris Elliot, Pixie & Dixie, Andie McDowell, former Pres. Bill Clinton and a requisite FDNY rep honor the weather icon everybody loves.

NBC   Ed
A co-dependent, transsexual marmot begins spending time with a teen prairie dog under the bowling alley. Special appearance by Punxsutawney Phil. 
Will & Grace
Grace botches Groundhog Day dinner while Jack tries to prove Will's new hamster is a flamer.
The West Wing
A weasel terror attack on the White House Lawn interrupts the....

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