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31% -- Wasted vote on Perot in '92 and think he deserves a second term. | |
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15% -- Undecided voters, not really sure of anything in this life and often hopelessly confused over minor details, who decided at the last minute Mr. Bush’s facial expressions in the debates might best represent their position. | |
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14% -- Thought Cheney will do a good job; and if he should become ill, Colin Powell would have no trouble taking the reins of the administration. |

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13% -- Loved that compassionate conservatism stuff -- being able to
vote for the free-market; capital-oriented; tax-slashing; don’t-mess-with-execution;
cheap energy-friendly candidate, while simultaneously embracing middle class entitlement with even some safety-net
dregs left for the
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13% -- I’m part of a pie chart? Just by voting for Bush? Is this cherry pie or rhubarb? Looks like rhubarb to me, and I sure do like rhubarb. Hey, it sounds a lot better than that cheese I got from Reagan... | |
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10% -- Poll workers promised free ammo coupons at local gun show. | |
2% --What's that you say? Bush? But I could'a swore I voted for the other guy. | |
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2% -- Huh? | |
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.0001% -- After long, heartrending struggle between conscience and pragmatic imperative, firmly believe that -- given the underpinnings of the free market, and recognizing the basis upon which individual behavior is driven by self interest rather than any utopian utilitarian ideal – concluded that, by wonderful coincidence, the most conservative self-serving choice also happens to maximize the common good. |
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