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Abercrombie & Flinch?

June 3, 2002

It's been a long year for Abercrombie & Fitch, which has been criticized for racially and sexually offensive offerings.

Recently the upscale clothing retailer has come under fire from consumer groups for selling thong-like underwear for children with mottos such as "eye candy" and, previously, for using nude teenage-looking models in sexually provocative poses on its catalog pages.

Last month, A&F pulled a line of ethnic-themed tee shirts after several Asian-American advocacy groups complained the designs perpetuated racial stereotypes which depicted slant-eyed Asians in conical hats with slogans like "Wong Brothers Laundry Service: Two Wongs Can Make It White."

A&F says it does not intend to offend anyone and has no plans to pull any of its latest designs or reconsider its aggressive strategy of marketing provocative clothing.

HFH has acquired a page from an upcoming catalog.

Abercrombie & Fitch

Classic Abercrombie tops & tees with unique silkscreen designs and emblems artfully illustrated and appealing to a taste all your own.


	summer tee shirts of color for travel or lounging around the pool	100% cotton, self appliqué, Vintage Wash, Fitted, Imported, $74.50
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Summer Safari Gear

Show your true national colors and interact with the natives on your next global expedition. Load the Land Rover with a supply of these cotton-comfortable conversation-makers to wear, distribute to grateful peasants or use as bribes at those sticky border checkpoints.

All "USA Tourist" series tees sport a colorful message emblazoned on front and a big American flag on the back underscored by the proud motto: "U$A Tourist."

	*"What part of 'I'm rich, you're poor'* don't you understand?"**
	"How do you spell 'filth?': B-o-m-b-a-y"
	"You know you wish you were US"
	"Athens sucks!" (substitute capital city of your choice)
	"Paris minus Parisians = Heavenly"
	"Impressive history – but what have you done lately?"
	"Kiss me – I have all my teeth"
	"Kiss me – I bathe more than once a month"
	"Superpower Citizen"
	"There's a reason they wear burqas"

Ladies' tank tops -- just for the fun of it

For bumming around the beach house or for lounging after a hard afternoon on the squash court, you'll get the attention you deserve with these tastefully appointed and engaging tank tops. Available in hot magenta or discrete pastels.

	“Hot Latina Teenage Mommy”
	"Jungle Bunny"
	“Bi-polar Babe – What Goes Up, Must Come Down”
	“Bulimic Babe – What Goes In Must Come Out”

What about the children?

Don't horde all that attention for yourselves; the kids need to express themselves too. These little fashion statements hit just the right A&F note.

	Baby Betty Boop thong diapers --- "Poop Poop Pee Do-Do"
	Toddler tube tops --- "Hot to Tot"

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