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Make Room for DadA   
Taitlin at Home (1920) -- Raoul Hausmann 

A periodic exploration of the somewhat undefined conceptual space created between Danny Thomas and Man Ray

by Richard Holland

Make Room for DaDa examines the frustration and angst that accompany existential marketing as we follow: 

DaDa Personals
 
* Cords of mixed hardwoods will answer your every desire.
Kiln dried and delivered to your home or discrete destination of your choice.

* Over 10,000 rubber molded Jar-Jar Binks Action figures will do ANYTHING to get out of this damn stuffy south Asian warehouse. Let your imagination run wild and call us today.

* Plastic Freud head bust looking for randy adventure with any former cereal box prize.  Prefers small ceramic Eskimo,  wolverine or any figurine from Greek mythology. Sorry, not into "crossed-eyes" or the poorly painted.

* Alternator from 1967 Chevy Camaro (350 V-8 engine) wants to gaze at sunsets, take long walks in woods and discuss late 19th-century French Symbolist poetry with hand-held power tools.

* "Martha Stewart" brand oven mittens  seeking like-minded  for casserole-play. No lobster designs, please.

* Scrimshaw from Greta Garbo collection seeking intimate contact with shoes from any member of the Kennedy family.

 

Make Room for DaDa -- The Continuing Adventures of Randy Kamoo

Make Room for DaDa's Crossword Puzzle

Make Room for DaDa -- The Vaguery 

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