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Make Room for DadA Crossword Puzzle 

A periodic exploration of the somewhat undefined conceptual space created between Danny Thomas and Man Ray

by Richard Holland

Vegetable Anger

Across

1. Why carrots hate you.
2. A potato's scream.
3. Popular casserole made with butternut squash, Jack Daniels sauce and shrapnel.
4. "Brussels sprouts can't figure skate, but artichokes can ___________."
5. Winston Churchill had a torrid affair with a woman who looked like this legume.

Down

2. "Avocado, stirrups and ___________."
3.  The second Paris Commune fell when _________ sang to a turnip.
4.  Nietzsche’s "superman" argued with this dried fruit snack and lost .
5.  Thus Spake Zarathustra, “Twice baked ________."
6.  If Angst were a ranch flavored potato chip.

Answers:*

Across

1.  Can’t mambo.
2.  "WHY!!!!!!!!!??"
3.  Bennigan's holiday surprise
4.  declare martial law.
5.  Lady Lentil Marsden-Hartley.

Down

2. the filthy Dutch."
3. the archetype of Tony Danza
4. "Crunchy Guava Malaise."
5. zucchini."
6. "Tangy Dread."

* Notes:

The answers, of course, refuse to limit themselves to the totalitarian demands of the assigned space.

Dark spaces in between words can be perceived as free spaces or zones of total despair.  

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