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Many happy hellos to my fellow toiling masses:
We bring modern electric Internet greetings powered by clean, efficient,
homemade atom
power to the global peoples from the happy workers and peasants of the Democratic People's
Republic of
Korea.
It may please all progressives we are of an eternal and defiant spirit that nourishes
and
bolsters greatly our mental and physical frontiers against the ruthless
Yankee
imperialism
and cruel embargoes machinated by the guilty neocolonialist U.S. devil master, the
Little Bush.
As the Enlightened Dear Leader, it is my relentless responsibility to my illuminous father,
Kim Il Sung -- The Great Leader -- and that of the struggling Korean masses, north and
south, to
perk up with heavy will and happy fervor, raising our long weapons in big defense
of our People's Paradise from the aggressive warmongering of the nasty Little Bush and his
stooge cronies.
We ask the help of all the progressive dwellers of the planetary Earth to aid us and
to offer
muscular solidarity with our brother oppressed population in the Republic of Iraq
in our mutual
stand against the evil U.S. superpower hegemonist puppet of
international petro-capital.
Forward-thinking regards and total mega-hyperpower to the Dictatorship of the
Proletariat and
Me, The Dear Leader.
Please be obligated to enjoy the official site of the DPRK. And remember, thin is in.
Well Wishes and Foreverly Vigilant,
kji
The Dear Leader
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NEWS, SAYINGS & CHARMING ANECDOTES OF THE
DEAR LEADER IN HIS DAILY EXPLOITS
THROUGHOUT
OUR SACRED FATHERLAND
The Week's News Happenings &
Encouraging Pronouncements
In Show of Solidarity, Kim Jong Il Sends Summer Sausage,
Cracker and Cheese
Basket to the Iraqi Embassy
The Dear Leader's Reassuring Visit to the Tanchon
Castor Oil Factory
More Atomic Dynamo Power for the Peoples Central Electrical
Outlet in
Pyongyang Worker Barracks District 4Z-7 Paves the Way
for Eventual Use of Electrified Convenience Gadgets for All Patriotic
Citizens, Short and Tall
Unsupervised Natural Phenomena in DPRK Pronounced a Thing of
the Past by
General Secretary Kim Jong Il at Dedication of New
Hydroelectric Dam and Its Super Powerful Magneto
Excessive Hydration of Non-productive Hospitalized Population
Deemed No Longer Acceptable by General Secretary
The Dear Leader Inspects Mysterious New Convenience Item
Produced at Yongbyon Special Utilities
Facility #19
Quotes from The Dear Leader
The General Secretary Notes: "The great towers and edifices of Pyongyang
dwarf
those of all other nations and lands."
Kim Jong Il Asks: "All you Korean Peoples may come
home now to
your Rightful Utopia."
The Dear Leader Says: "With good socialist planning, one grain of wheat
shall feed 100 workers"
My Favorite Things -- by The Dear Leader
"When not exercising my pleasant duties as the all-powerful,
all-knowing,
ever-vigilant Guide to Social Justice & Liberation of the
Progressive
Korean People, I just love to enjoy the movies, all the pretty ladies,
flowers,
big parades and rallies, pretty ladies, sunsets, my isotope collection, pretty
ladies,
quilting, yoga, pretty ladies and the romance of rail
travel."
Progressive Links
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Web Site
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