Magnetic
West, less well-known than magnetic north, is located in a seedy motel room in
Gallup, New Mexico.
A little-known federal
government program from the 1970s that created a National Strategic Yogurt
Reserve is still being funded.
Though
donkeys can read our minds, it is fortunate for us they don’t know what
to do with the information because they really aren’t very smart.

Though government
authorities unequivocally deny it, it's relatively easy to spot the
extraterrestrial observers who walk among us –
they are the ones who never sneeze.
The Gnostics of the First Century A.D. believed
the world was run by an overworked mid-level deity distracted by personal
problems, such as his mortgage, chronic gout and fruitless search for the
right high-yield pension portfolio.
In
18th-century France, a prisoner known as the Man In the Cardboard Mask
wore this shroud while incarcerated for over 25 years.

No one is sure why he simply didn't rip the flimsy device off, or why
he never escaped, since the bars of his dungeon were also made of
cardboard.
Aztec
dentists mixed iron filings, water and navel lint, which was baked in a
kiln to create a powerful magnetic dental bonding agent used to seal
cavities.

Patients
reported not only relief from toothaches, but also the development of a
keen sense of direction.
Satan worshippers use many devices to commune with the
Lord of Darkness. Meeting in a forest at midnight on Halloween, one
small sect attached jumper cables from a car battery to a goat to evoke
the power of Beelzebub. After the black mass was concluded, the battery
retained enough charge to start the group’s SUV for the return of the
six Fortune-500 CEOs to their offices by the next morning.
Besides the name “van,” Ludwig van Beethoven and
Vincent van Gogh shared another characteristic. The former composed many
of his greatest symphonies while suffering from failing hearing and,
eventually, total deafness. The latter crafted some of his greatest
paintings after losing one of his ears.
Along with the famous visit of the three kings to
the manger where baby Jesus lay on Christmas Day is the lesser-known visit
of the three queens,
Candi Kiss, Bunny Luv and Miss Tulips, who
represented transgender sex workers from Bethlehem’s notorious “combat
zone.”