Focus
on Washington
An HFH Exclusive:
A President's Checklist
December 1, 2002
Heisenberg's
Fun House White House sources
have procured a copy of President George W. Bush's scribble pad from his Oval
Office desk. This, more than any official document, gives us a glimpse at the
chief executive's thought process, priorities and goals, as well as a rare glimpse
at his personal life. With the recent GOP sweep, this document has gained in
importance and may serve as a roadmap for the administration's 2003-04 agenda. As a responsible news organization, HFH has of course
deleted all references that could compromise national security or
personally embarrass Mr. Bush, his family, friends or staff. Removed phrases, passages
and expletives are marked: <DELETED>
White
House
1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Washington, D.C.
Oval
Office
Pres. George W. Bush
what
I gotta do :
TERM 1
\/\/>Numero
UNO: $1.6B
TAXCUT!!
\/
> Month in Crawford (paint toolshed, ready TV
speech
about cloning or something sciency
< (have shape up talk w/ Jenna
and
the other one about that<DELETED>)
\/\/
< War ON Terrorism -
Take down Taliban!!!
\/
>Evil Axis speech (get talk words from Karl, Karen ,
Condi +learn how to say Pig dong or Pingpongyang or
whatever Bad Korea's capital is)
(Note
to Me: gotta rememberize
Karen's new NOT- USE word
list. No. 1 is OIL! No 2 is<DELETED>
>
* * Hunting
trip to Wyoming w/ the Dick + Kenny L<DELETED> to
work out that whole <DELETED>ron
thing
(Told the Dick I was looking
forward to the trip and didn't see
why we can't go and just keep it quiet.
But being the Dick, he said "NO F <DELETED>G
WAY."
and when he gets that way, there's no talking him out of it!)
\/ >
Crawford
stop off at Kenebunky port.
( L ooking forward to seeing
Neil <DELETED> |. It's been a while
since he's left his undisclosed location.)
\/
> Get the Iran raz Irak focus thing going <DELETED>
(have Condi Wild Rice / Donny Don / Paulie
vs . Strollin Colin
over for a good
security head bangin and
to light some fires under
those UN weenies and
Dems <DELETED>)
<DELETED>
\/\/ >>GOP
Party duty = On the road all over hell
shillin for all those nowhereville comb over
weenies running for congress. (yuk)
\/
> Kick some Senatorial heinie about Homeland Security gridlock (Note to me: Karl says
remember NOT to diss
ALL unions until we win)
\/\/ !!
Re-lection Day
BLOW AWAY DONKEYCRATS
!!
(Note to me: remember
not to gloat when we do – heh
heh)
\/\/\/Special
meeting with me , the Dick,
bubbleboy Hastert, boxhead Trentie to give
em their Rubbe<
D E L E T E D > s
!! (heh heh)
(
note to me: the Dick says remember to
suck up
to Delay for now )
\/ Homeland Security(w/o unions!!)- Go for it!
\/ Get
that air quality relaxation bill out.
(Talk words from Karl:
ENERGY INDEPENDENCE + <DELETED>
(Tell our
little treehugger Christi Todd to get off
her Jersey butt- she's got some heavy shilling to do)
86 el
queda now??
<<
(uh oh
Osama's Back?
GOTTA
TALK W/ THE DICK ABOUT<DELETED>!!
)
TAX
Slash II
Yes Yes Yes !!
(note to me: Karl
says add
BALLOONING + DEFICIT to
list of NOT-USE words)
>Crawford
for Ex -mas (water seal porch deck /
pick
up some pretzels and a six of<
D E L E T E
D >/
have that
one on one talk w/ the twins
about<DELETED>/
Colin
/ connubials w/ Laura<
D E L E T E
D >)
< DAMAGE CONTROL!!!
set up a quickie
Saudi -suck up bb-que
for the Bandars so we can
<
D E L E T E D >
then
conference call the
Dick & Prince for<
D E L E T E D >
<
D E L E T E D >
stratego oil preseve
60-day supply of swan meat we
promised<
D E L E T E
D >
<
D E L E T E D >
Showtime!!
BYE
BYE
Saddamn!!!
MERRY
EX-MAS POPPY!!!
>New Years at Kenebunky port w/ folks for
the big<
D E L E T E D >
then the secret<
D E L E T E D >
>focus
back
to war on evil??<DELETED> - toast
el queda
< smoke out osama again<DELETED>?
The Dick said ask him first.
(Maybe still no biggie on
war on evil – push to <DELETED>)
(
note to me: ask Condi:
If these el queda are Arab types,
then why do they have a Mexican name??)
APPOINT!
APPOINT!
APPOINT!
them Judges!!!!
(set up meeting at Camp Davie w/
boxhead Trent and Orin
to coordinate forLeahey's
and Kennedy's butt<DELETED>ing)
(heh heh)
>
Crawford
(Whack
those damn weeds by
the barn !! Then whack<
D E L E T E D >)
>
Wrap up Bag-Dad mopup<DELETED>
(note to me: When Saddamn goes down,
wave my big one <
D E L E T E D >at towelheads,
< D E L E T E D >Frogies and Putipute, <
D E L E T E D >
Give a big
surprise wedgie to Schroh Shroder
*that German guy too<
D E L E T E D >)
<add wedgie
for Canuck boss)
Appoint
Appoint
APPOINT
MORE
judges!!!
>Stare
down <DELETED>Bad Korea
<DELETED>on those
nuques aimed <
D E L E T E D >at Good
Korea (MAYBE)
(asked the Dick , he says maybe
hold off for 04 re-lections if we can)
DRILL
DRILL
DRILL
ANWAR !!
(Karl
talk note to me:
remember
the USE word is: ENERGY
and the NOT-USE word is: OIL)
>Back
to pushing War On Evil <
D E L E T E D >
yet?-
<DELETED>smoke Osama and toast
el F<DELETED>ING
queda
(clear w/
the Dick
<
D E L E T E D >first)
TAX
kill
III
>Crawford
–
(chop wood behind shed and clean under back porch)
<( DO IT NOW OR NEVER!!: if I didn’t
already
have that talk w/ the
twins
or get ready to catch it from mom + wifey)
<<
TAX
CUT
IIII
4
Slash /burn /slash<DELETED> /burn!!! (heh
heh)
>Privatize
Soc Security <MAYBE MOVE UP TO EARLIER
(Talk to the new O'neill about it)
<
>Crawford
(have Blairs over for Irak victory barbeque)
> Appoint Scalia for Chief Justice !!
(when Rehnquist gives the word be ready to go)
(note
to me: add to my make-a-wish list: 6-lane snowmobile trail through Yellowstone)
>re-lection!!:
04 Campaign – GO FOR REAL MANDATE/MOP UP DONKEYCRATS
(note to
self: <DELETED>
up
<
D E L E T E D >Jeffords!!)
>Crawford
-- that new China honcho coming for bb-que ribs
(I think)
>re-lection
stuff: Stare down Bad Koreans on nuques
move to NOW??
>more
re-lection stuff: push
War on evil – stare down Osama + el Queda -- NOW?
(ask the Dick)
Term
dos
Ideas
and maybe type things to ponder about:
(Note
to me: need to spend more down time in Crawford)
TAXES
- CUT CUT CUT!!
Privatize
Interstate System
>war
on evil - <DELETED>toast osama yet?
<DELETED><DELETED>/ blow away el Queda now?<DELETED>
>Three
I gotta do before Jeb moves in!!:
**
More
God in Schools
** More God in Government
** More God in Industry
**More God in Baseball
(Note
to me: service the wife
more!!!)
>(my make-a-wish list: tax atheism
)
>Privitize UN
> Payback time for
McCain
>86
Brady Bill
>let
Putipute golf with E-7 folks<DELETED>?
>Privatize
NATO<DELETED>
(note
to me: Adjust door hinge on barn<DELETED>)
SAVE
FOR JEB:
>
Sell
fed debt to Dutch
>
smoke osama / toast el Queda
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